I just need to tell you about what happened to me today (26th November) while I was playing Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate. xD This is too good not to share!!
I got to experience one of my most ridiculous, frustrating, shameful and at the same time hilarious carts (aka deaths) that I've ever gotten on a Monster Hunter game so far!
So yeah, I was hunting an Azure Rathalos in the Volcanic Hollow area. I played a Dragon-type Insect Glaive but it's not like it matters so, yeah. At one point the Rathalos did the homing poison claw attack at me (you know, the one on which he flies in mid-air, turns to his target and suddenly swoops down rapidly with his claws) and it took like half my health bar. This attack always poisons your hunter so, unless you have the armor skill Poison Negate, you better have your Antidotes and/or Herbal Medicines ready.
I instantly scrolled to the Antidotes and drank one to get rid of the poison that was ticking away at my health. I have a bad habit of taking the Antidote before using potions, which has led me to cart more than once. By the time I'm still in the drinking animation (drink & flex!) the blue fucker targets me again and does ANOTHER POISON CLAW SWOOP.
U kiddin' me bruh?? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
By some miracle (thanks, hunting gods) I survived with a a couple few pixels of health left but yeah, I'm poisoned again and back to square one – except with less remaining health than before. ._.
You think it ended there ? HAHAAH NOEP. :DD
You see, I was panicking because of super low life so I
A MOTHERFUCKING KONCHU CAME ROLLING OUT OF NOWHERE AND HIT ME, WHILE I WAS STILL IN THE DRINKING ANIMATION, AND THERE COMES THE CART OF SHAME.
|Konchus are kinda cute.... BUT WE ALL HATE THEM.|
I don't know if I should be mad, cry, laugh, feel ashamed or feel like I just lost all credibility as a good hunter.
So... yeah. ._.
Anyone else got steamrolled to death by a Konchu? Share you stories! x)
Thanks for reading and Shiro Samurai says byebye!
Pssst, who wants me to write more "gaming moment" stories in the future? :D
Huh...? You want more?
Uhmm, fine. 8C
I didn't even have time to see what direction it came from! Fucking Vespoid. xD
Yeah, that's my most hilarious MonHun cart part 2, lol ._. I'm sure I have more of these but I can't remember them right now.